SATURDAY 7

The Exclamationist

Brooklyn-based mutimedia artist Muffinhead has his first solo exhibition The Exclamationist- showcasing his hyper-complex paintings and digital designs.

Arena Studios, 407 Broome St, suite 708, NYC, 212-889-1591, 7-10pm, www.myspace.com/mmmuffinhead

QxBxRx (Queers, Beers & Rears)

Throughout every recession in history, sex, booze, and rock n roll have remained. Tonite, QxBxRx celebrates two years of homo humping done to the soundtrack of guitar licks and kicks. Legendary DJ Miss Guy stops by with a few tracks alongside resident DJs Sir Loins, Go Karff, and A. Martini playing a mix of punk, riot grrl, and electro. Live shows from Holy Hail, Mkng Frndz, The Ruffian Arms, and Love or Perish.

The Cake Shop, 152 Ludlow St bet Rivington and Stanton Sts, NYC, 212-253-0036, 10pm, $8, www.myspace.com/qxbxrx

Paris Hilton @ Suzie Wong’s

Paris Hilton is in search of her new BFF again. She’ll be at Suzie’s tonight, casting for the new season of MTV’s My New BFF 2. This is the perfect opportunity for all you talentless, clueless fame parasites to get on TV and show off your vapidness.

Suzie Wong’s, 547 W 27th St, NYC, 212-268-5105, 10pm, $20

Spank Zine

The beautiful smut mag-zine that is Spank is releasing its latest issue tonight, featuring artwork by Marcos Chin, photos by DJ Gant Johnson, and bytes by Jusin Bond, Nita Aviance and Rob Roth. Limited edition copes given out to the first 100 sluts! DJs Will and Sean B provide beatz.

The Hose, 225 Ave B bet 13th and 14th Sts, 2nd Fl, NYC, 212-979-8508, www.spankzine.wordpress.com