“We are gathered here today to mourn the death of my c*ck”…these are the solemn-less words spoken by Big Dipper (pic above by Brendon Brown) on opening track Open Wide!, off the self-titled debut EP Commando, the new queer metal collective featuring gay icons CHRISTEENE, Krylon Superstar (Double Duchess), Van Jackson-Weaver, Big Dipper and The Living Earth Show. Not since performance artist Karen Finley reinterpreted feminism with outrageous 80s track Belgian Waffles, where she flipped the tables and objectified a man’s penis, ultimately deciding that it was HER choice if and when it would enter her vage, has a band been more fantastically disgusting, unabashedly sex positive, and an affront to puritanical hypocrisy. Stream/download Commando below!

(CHRISTEENE)

(Krylon Superstar)