THURSDAY 31

NC-17 New Year’s Eve Party

NYC’s fav indie pimp DJ Jess (Trash NYC) celebrates NYE with hardcore pornstar Joanna Angel and the sexxxed up girls of BurningAngel.com. For a whopping twelve hours (8pm-8am!!! with booze!!!), Jess and Jeremy Bastard spin a mega mix of indie, post punk, new wave, electro and disco to sleazy East Village types. Plus, live performances with Autodrone, Viennagram and Grandfather.

Lit Lounge, 93 Second Ave bet 5th and 6th Sts, NYC, 212-777-7987, 8pm, FREE, www.indieroticanyc.com

Webster Hall New Year’s Eve Ball: MSTRKRFT

Webster Hall promises to have the largest balloon drop ‘in the world’, dazzling fire displays and a continental breakfast tonite! (if that’s ur thing). But the best part comes waaay after midnite (3am), when electro group MSTRKRFT hit the stage for a live performance with MAJOR visuals…and there will be lots of other DJs…just don’t know who (what’s the big secret???).

Webster Hall, 125 E 11th St bet Third and Fourth Aves, NYC, 212-353-1600, 8pm, $75, www.websterhall.com

Rated X: Red & Black Masquerade Ball

The debaucherous duo Michael T and Theo do their multi-sexual annual NYE party for downtown hipsters. This years them is red and black…enforced dress code includes lingerie, pinstripe gangster suits, red gowns, black prom dresses and whatever your sick psyche can come up with! DJs Twig The Wonderkid, Gavin (Girls & Boys), Xris Smack and Rok One tune it up into the next decade with rock, punk, goth, electro and disco. Live performances by Kavon, Natasha Komis, Hypernova and more!

Don Hills, 511 Greenwich St at Spring St, NYC, 212-334-1390, 9pm, $20, www.myspace.com/ratedxthepantyparty

Luck Cheng’s New Year’s Eve Ball

Dina Delicious teams up with Daniel Nardicio to take over Lucky Chengs for one night to create a zany, two floor funhouse of epic proportions.Upstairs is a dance hall replete with trannies, drags and dregs. Downstairs is “the rabbit hole” which is a steamy ‘men only’ dirty disco with six of DN’s signature dancers au naturale. With a 4am open bar! Plus a 4am performance by Chelley “I Took The Night”. DJs Johnny Dynell and Michael Magnan.

Lucky Cheng’s, 24 First ave bet 1st and 2nd Sts, NYC, 10pm, $40