FRIDAY 30

Secret Faggot Dance Party

It’s the “greatest all queer dance party in Brooklyn!” Burlesque, vaudeville, freaks, foreplay, and a guaranteed happy ending are all on the agenda. If you’re looking for cheap booze and cheap sex, this is your credit crunch fix! Performaces by Ana Lola Roman, electro pop group Pavone, and The Cotton Ponys.

Grasslands Gallery, 289 Kent Ave bet South 1st and 2nd Sts, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NYC, 10pm, $6, www.grasslands.com

Apes and Androids

Futuristic classic rockers Apes and Androids take you on a musical journey in a tour bus full of cheerleaders, giant silver skulls, and Korean drum circle rituals (it’s a big bus!). The David Bowie-esque pair are part of the new surge of indie duos out to prove that two boys do it better than a gang of four. Here tracks tonight from current album Blood Moon. The Phenomenal Handicap and Bonnie Baxter support.

Music Hall of Williamsburg, 66 North 6th St bet Kent and Wythe Aves, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, 718-486-5400, 10pm, $15, www.myspace.com/apesandandroids