SUNDAY 24

It’s the unauthorized musical parody inspired by hit sitcom The Golden Girls! Four women over 60 (Blanchette, the varicose-veined vixen; Dorthea, the brainy ball-buster; Roz, the lovable airhead; and Sophie, the wisecracking spitfire) are spending their golden years together in a bungalow in Miami. But when gay pop superstar Lance Bass moves next door, his loud outdoor sex parties keep the quartet of cheesecake-loving retirees awake. The solution pits the gays against the girls at the annual Shady Oaks Retirement Home Talent Show: if the women win, then no more sex parties; if the gays garner top prize, the sassy seniors must serve as the party’s clean-up crew. Singing, dancing and hilarity ensues!

The Kraine Theater, 85 East 4th St bet Second and Third Aves, NYC, 212-352-3101, May 24-July 12, Sundays only, 8pm, $20, www.spincyclenyc.com