{"id":16474,"date":"2011-12-12T21:43:21","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T02:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/?p=16474"},"modified":"2011-12-12T21:43:21","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T02:43:21","slug":"jackie-beat-the-nutcracker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/?p=16474","title":{"rendered":"Jackie Beat: The Nutcracker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>WEDNESDAY 14<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16475\" title=\"jackie beat\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/jackie-beat.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"509\" height=\"750\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Jackie Beat: The Nutcracker<\/em> continues <a href=\"http:\/\/missjackiebeat.com\/\">Jackie Beat\u2019s<\/a> mission to poison every sacred belief and holiday tradition. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa or Ramadan, an evening with Jackie Beat is always the perfect antidote to holiday cheer. This new holiday show is a virtual stocking stuffed with hilarious new seasonal material including &#8220;It&#8217;s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphilis&#8221; about the gift that keeps on giving: STD&#8217;s! and some classic Christmas Jackie including her cocaine-fueled rewrite of \u201cLet It Snow,\u201d the pregnancy confessional \u201cSanta\u2019s Baby,\u201d a menorah-loving \u201cJew Christmas,\u201d a booze-infused spin on \u201cHappy Holidays\u201d called \u201cAlcoholidaze,\u201d and the self-explanatory \u201cI Saw Daddy Doin\u2019 Santa Claus.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>The Laurie Beechman Theater<\/em>, 407 West 42nd St at Ninth Ave, NYC, 212-352-3101, \u00a0Wednesday, Dec. 14 &#8211; Sunday, Dec. 18 at 7:30pm with an added 10pm show on Saturday, Dec. 17, $20-$22 ($15 food\/drink min)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WEDNESDAY 14<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jackie Beat: The Nutcracker continues Jackie Beat\u2019s mission to poison every sacred belief and holiday tradition. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa or Ramadan, an evening with Jackie Beat is always the perfect antidote to holiday cheer. This new holiday show is a virtual stocking stuffed with hilarious new seasonal material including &#8220;It&#8217;s Beginning [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[1148,1585,1725],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16474"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16474"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16486,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16474\/revisions\/16486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}