{"id":19345,"date":"2012-09-14T19:53:04","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T23:53:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/?p=19345"},"modified":"2012-09-14T19:53:04","modified_gmt":"2012-09-14T23:53:04","slug":"jackie-beats-greatest-tits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/?p=19345","title":{"rendered":"Jackie Beat&#8217;s Greatest Tits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>FRIDAY 14<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-19346\" title=\"jackie beat\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/jackie-beat-560x619.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"619\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/jackie-beat-560x619.jpeg 560w, https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/jackie-beat.jpeg 612w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qq9fntdmBME\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>America\u2019<wbr>s most beloved full-figured drag star <a href=\"http:\/\/missjackiebeat.com\/\">Jackie Beat<\/a> offers up a \u201cBest Of\u201d show featuring some of her most twisted and most often-requested hits. Will she offer up one of her odes to large endowments such as the Dolly Parton-inspired \u201c9 by 5\u201d or the Sir Mix-a-Lot parody \u201cBaby Got Front\u201d? Perhaps \u201cPoo On Me Later\u201d (with apologies to Sade), \u201cLove Crack\u201d (with apologies to The B-52\u2019s) or \u201cAnal Virgin\u201d (with no apologies to Madonna)? Will she warn against the evils of teaching theatre to impressionable, effeminate youths as set to Mary J. Blige\u2019s \u201cNo More Drama\u201d? Or perhaps \u201cSoup or Salad\u201d (to the tune of \u201cSupersonic\u201d), \u201cBreathlyzer\u201d (to Britney\u2019s \u201cWomanizer\u201d) or \u201cBilly &amp; The Priest\u201d (to the theme from \u201cBeauty &amp; The Beast\u201d)? Come find out for yourself! We guarantee you&#8217;ll leave saying &#8220;Thanks for the Mammaries!&#8221; <\/wbr><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.westbankcafe.com\/beechman_theatre.html\"><em>Laurie Beechman Theatre at West Bank Cafe<\/em><\/a>, 407 W 42nd St at Ninth Ave, NYC, Fri 14-Sun 16, 7:30-9pm, $15 + f\/b min<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FRIDAY 14<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\nAmerica\u2019s most beloved full-figured drag star Jackie Beat offers up a \u201cBest Of\u201d show featuring some of her most twisted and most often-requested hits. Will she offer up one of her odes to large endowments such as the Dolly Parton-inspired \u201c9 by 5\u201d or the Sir Mix-a-Lot parody \u201cBaby Got Front\u201d? Perhaps \u201cPoo On [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[1868,517,1148,2473,2160],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19345"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19345"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19357,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19345\/revisions\/19357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}