{"id":3795,"date":"2009-10-12T00:28:07","date_gmt":"2009-10-11T23:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/?p=3795"},"modified":"2009-10-12T00:28:07","modified_gmt":"2009-10-11T23:28:07","slug":"apple-creates-an-edible-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/?p=3795","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Apple&#8221; Creates an Edible Computer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3796\" title=\"apple\" src=\"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/v3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/apple.jpeg\" alt=\"apple\" width=\"240\" height=\"218\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Apple Computers Inc. has created an Apple product that has astounded techies across the world &#8212; an apple.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Standing in for Apple&#8217;s pioneer and spiritual leader, Steve Jobs, was <em>Joseph McCormack<\/em> who is now in charge of operations at the Cupertino Apple headquarters.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s edible&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Our new Apple product is an exact replica of an apple. We have designed the future of electronic devices with an organic computer\/phone\/i-pod\/printer and even lunch. This device will revolutionise lunchboxes everywhere,&#8221; McCormack told the audience at the new product launch.<\/p>\n<p>Holding up a red apple which he took out of his pocket he sniffed it then pressed the top to reveal a miniature keyboard. He then did something that made everyone&#8217;s jaws drop. He took a bite out of it.<\/p>\n<p>Apple over the years has never ceased to astound and innovate, but edible electronic devices really takes the biscuit.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Say you&#8217;re in a plane crash or stranded on a boat somewhere. Well, with our new product, you can shoot off an email or call to a rescue team and while you&#8217;re waiting for them to come, you can eat your Apple device. It&#8217;s perfectly safe and our team of Apple genius&#8217; have engineered an Apple computer that actually tastes and smells like a real apple,&#8221; McCormack boasted proudly.<\/p>\n<p>The new Apple devices are already under production and should appear in a few months.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apple Computers Inc. has created an Apple product that has astounded techies across the world &#8212; an apple.<br \/>\nStanding in for Apple&#8217;s pioneer and spiritual leader, Steve Jobs, was Joseph McCormack who is now in charge of operations at the Cupertino Apple headquarters.<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s edible&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Our new Apple product is an exact replica of an apple. We have [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}