{"id":49043,"date":"2021-05-18T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-18T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/?p=49043"},"modified":"2021-05-17T19:52:57","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T23:52:57","slug":"qwerrrkout-tuesday-im-your-not-so-basic-girl-next-door-that-everyone-wants-to-sleep-with-crystal-envy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/?p=49043","title":{"rendered":"#QWERRRKOUT Tuesday: “I\u2019m Your Not-So-Basic Girl Next Door that Everyone Wants to Sleep With”- CRYSTAL ENVY"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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QWERRRKOUT TUESDAY just got a whole lot QTer\u2026 New queers featured every week! Tag us<\/em>, take a pic of us<\/em> and follow us<\/em> on Instagram at QWERRRKOUT<\/a>, and you too could be the next, featured QT! YOU BETTA QWERRRK! Oh\u2026and don\u2019t forget to get the BRAND SPANKIN\u2019 NEW \u201cNotorious P.I.G.\u201d<\/strong> merch HERE<\/a><\/strong>!!! (Mx Qwerrrk pic by celeb photog Santiago Felipe<\/a>, Crystal Envy pics via Instagram)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Crystal Envy<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Age:<\/strong> 24<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Location<\/strong>: Asbury Park, New Jersey<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

About:<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n

“Hey, gorge! It\u2019s your friendly neighborhood whore\u2026Crystal Envy<\/em>!
I\u2019m your not-so-basic girl next door that everyone wants to sleep with but no one gets to touch..;LOL\u2026JK! Everyone gets to touch!!!<\/p>

I got my start in drag when I was in high school, where she was giving you very much\u00a0Forever 21<\/em>\u00a0fish. But a girl had to step her puss, and bank account, up first, if she wanted to deliver the fantasy that she had in her head. Fast forward to now, my business as a top NJ MUA allows me to beat others\u2019 mugs so I can keep bringing Crystal\u2019s to the next level.<\/p>

I recently competed in a local competition hosted by Drag Race Star\u00a0Ariel Versace<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0called\u00a0The Queen<\/em>. Winning three of seven challenges, I was a lovely first alternate. I will also be competing in the\u00a0Miss Glamorous Newcomer Pageant\u00a0<\/a>in Orlando, Florida, in July, where I plan on having my\u00a0Shea Coule\u00e9<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0Rudemption<\/em>\u00a0arc.<\/p>

As of now, you can find me all over the tri-state area! My drag is truly unique and doesn\u2019t fit into one specific box or category. While some may think I can\u2019t bring anything other than a pretty face, that couldn\u2019t be furthest from the truth. My motto is less is less, and MORE is MORE\u2026and I love to pull bits and pieces from all aspects of theatre, dance, glamour, and comedy into my numbers and aesthetic.<\/p>

You need to first visually draw the audience in, and then lock them in with your C.U.N.T. I believe drag in its truest form is meant to bring joy to others, and provide a temporary escape from reality. And that\u2019s exactly what I want my drag to be.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Instagram:<\/strong>\u00a0chriscianci<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Click\u00a0HERE<\/a>\u00a0to get the new Notorious P.I.G. Tee!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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QWERRRKOUT TUESDAY just got a whole lot QTer\u2026 New queers featured every week! Tag us, take a pic of us and follow us on Instagram at QWERRRKOUT, and you too could be the next, featured QT! YOU BETTA QWERRRK! Oh\u2026and don\u2019t forget to get the BRAND SPANKIN\u2019 NEW \u201cNotorious P.I.G.\u201d merch HERE!!! (Mx Qwerrrk pic by celeb photog Santiago Felipe, Crystal Envy pics via Instagram)<\/p>\n

Crystal Envy<\/p>\n

Age: 24<\/p>\n

Location: Asbury Park, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[7804,8748,1621,8749,5326,8482,4569,8280],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49043"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49043"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49066,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49043\/revisions\/49066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeitgeistworld.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}