Friday 08.29

Back to School Jam Session

Pull down your panties and get an A from Professor Pervy!!! Summer’s over and the kids are going back to school. Dirty girls will be donning their latest slut wear, butch boys will continue “non-gay” circle jerks in the toilets, and tawdry teachers will use their powers of authority in the best horizontal positions. Motherfucker’s Michael T, Robot Rock’s Alex English, and Dimitri from High Voltage are bringing team spirit back to the esteemed school system. Dress in ur best collegiate looks and dance to disco electro, rock, and indie.

Beauty Bar, 231 E 14th St bet Second and Third Aves, 212-539-1389, 11pm, free, www.beautybar.com

Star Lounge Friday

Downtown promoter Josh Wood and glamazon DJ Lina take over the A-list lounge under the Chelsea Hotel for the premier of Another Gay Sequel– the new film from Todd Stephens about four gays on Spring break in competition for the most “buttlove”.

Star Lounge, 222 W 23rd St bet Seventh and Eighth Aves, 212-255-4646, 10pm, free

Saturday 08.30

Popoff!

Marc-Alan Gray, remixer for the likes of M.I.A., Princess Superstar, and Yelle, hosts a night of electo, rock, and other groovy genres with DJs Michael T and Heartme!. Plus…loose Burning Angel “ladies” mixing and mingling for your tactile pleasure. Oh…and James Coppola will be there too.

Rebel, 251 W 30th St bet Seventh and Eighth Aves, 212-695-2747, 10pm, www.myspace.com/marcalangray

Does It Offend You, Yeah? + Amazing Baby + Zambri

UK band DIOYY tour with debut album You Have No Idea What Your Getting Yourself Into. The Brit electro rockers have been compared to Daft Punk, Justice, and Datarock. Brooklyn emotronic kids Amazing Baby support with Zambri.

Bowery Ballroom, 6 Delancey St bet Bowery and Chrystie St, 212-533-2111, 8:30pm, $15, www.myspace.com/doesitoffendyou

Sonic Youth + Wolf Eyes + Times New Viking+ Vivian Girls

This is the last big concert at McCarren Park Pool!!!…The hipster locale will be undergoing a more community friendly facelift which includes more swim space and hopefully less “dead body” stench. Indie living legends Sonic Youth headline the fairwell occassion. Wolf Eyes, Times New Viking, and Vivian Girls support.

McCarren Park Pool, Lorimer St bet Bayard St and Driggs Ave, 4pm, $35, www.mccarrenpark.com

Sunday 8.31

Daniel Nardicio University

Reigning king/queen of raunch Daniel Nardicio hosts another night of Chelsea boys pretending to participate in public sex. The idea is suppose to be a private loft party where anything goes, but that doesn’t really happen til near closing time when everyone finally realizes they paid 30 bucks and still haven’t gotten their noodles sucked. Tonight’s theme is back-to-school featuring naked school boys, a tutorial by Headmistress Stephanie, and Principal Johnny Dynell on the decks.

The Woodshop, 24 Ninth Ave at 14th St, 5th Fl, 10pm, $30, www.thedcard.com

DJs Are Not Rockstars

The unique DJ project that started with Alexander Technique (right) and Princess Superstar returns to the new Mr. Black spot. House. hip hop, rock, and electro are seamlessly fused together by DJs Van Scott, Electro Chris, and Junior Sanchez. The lovely Sophia LaMar hosts.

Mr Black, 27 W 24th st bet Fifth and Sixth Aves, 10pm, $5, www.djsarenotrockstars.com